i start thinking about dick like



[travels back in time] [finds middle school age me] [puts hand on my shoulder] i’m you from the future. you know that thing you have for fall out boy? yeah that’s not going to stop any time soon. or ever


"yes i am seeing him"



"Luke probably cuddles me three times a day." — Calum Hood 


every time i see him i think about how he loves getting his ass eaten

"No pizza, no wine, no chocolate— for full year! After a while, all the visits with nutritionists and 4 a.m. gym workouts just put you on a autopilot. But when you see the payoff onscreen, it’s totally worth it"



Me and Emotional Papi: A Lovers Quarrel pt 2 

  • Drake: *Gets in bed*
  • Me: Remember when you did a song with Rihanna and not me?
  • Drake: Babe, I did not know you.
  • Me: I understand that but I sent you ~so~ many letters.
  • Drake: I thought you said you weren't mad anymore.
  • Me: I'm not mad.
  • Drake: You sound hostile.
  • Me: I'm not. I swear.
  • Drake: Then what's wrong.
  • Me: Nothing is wrong.
  • Drake: I'm just glad we can move past this.
  • Me: Me too.
  • Drake: *Kisses my cheek* Goodnight bae.
  • Me: ....
  • Me: im just saying i feel some type of way when you said that. if you loved me you would have chased after me to find out how that came off to me when you said it i mean its like sometimes i feel like you dont even know me or care. you need to unfollow that bitch on insta and tell her to stopliking so many fucking pictures for i hunt her ass down and kill that ugly fkn daughter of hers she know we together so why havent you said anything and why tf didn't you read the letters that i sent to you and why didnt u respond in a timely manner its like you dont even care at all about my feelings
  • Drake: It is 3 am.
  • Me: I wrote like 32 letters. I am dead serious.

 posted 21 hours ago · 384 notes (llirry © baddiebey)
#it is 3 am #tp #stop me

Liam has no chill




when no1 understands u :(


i don’t understand this gif

no1 ever does :(

 posted 22 hours ago · 255083 notes (bryanlikescows © memeking69)
#:( #tp